I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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