sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
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what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
where are my pants?
in the oven.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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