look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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