I want to make a zoo with you.
People in love make me want to vomit
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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