Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
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I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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