Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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