Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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