when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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