I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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