Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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