So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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