This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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