I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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