you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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