some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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