smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
They have beer where we have blood.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
