Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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