It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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