his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
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We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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