just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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