whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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