Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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