I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
jump out the window naked night went bad
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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