Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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