Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
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