hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Randomize