btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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