just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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