Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
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