...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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