We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
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So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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