Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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