I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
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I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
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I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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