You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
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I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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