ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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