dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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