Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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