We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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