btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
