I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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