the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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