Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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