Cold hands, warm shart.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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