Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
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it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Damn victory sex feels great
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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