i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
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Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
tell me about the eggs
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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