I'm drive I can fine osifer
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
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I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
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