is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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