We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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