you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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