But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
she told me i tasted like america
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
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