Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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