You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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