There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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