We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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